me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know
you know that quiet girl in class?
yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr
do you ever watch a movie and realize you have to watch it again because you were on your phone the whole time
i failed at raising a tamagotchi how the fuck am i supposed to raise a child