Let's get high as fuck and fuck high,


send me “<3” here, I’ll promote your blog for 93,000 dash’s.


are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch

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im tired of school i wanna quit but its for my future. tough life.

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how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you

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When a customer sees me and a coworker laughing and berates us for “not working hard” and “wasting time”.

Because fuck us for having a 15 second moment of happiness during an 8 hour shift of stress.

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i accept high fives only on my ass

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everything personal

reblog if your vagina glows in the dark

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pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

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