Let's get high as fuck and fuck high,

"Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships.
So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated."

posted 20 hours ago with 545,857 notes


Happy birthday Nick!

you’re too sexy, beautiful
and everybody wants a taste
that’s why i still get jealous

posted 3 days ago with 502 notes




When a guy Moans.. It’s the sexiest shit Ever

posted 4 days ago with 24,513 notes

why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars

posted 6 days ago with 994,858 notes


pen pals with benefits

posted 6 days ago with 254,422 notes


sorry i can’t go to school my earphones aren’t working

posted 1 week ago with 128,379 notes


its hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you

posted 1 week ago with 282,119 notes


Families that don’t play monopoly together, stay together

posted 1 week ago with 90,452 notes